SPOOKILY LARGE PUMPKIN

1y ago

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Purely electric, this car may lurch forward under the power of the starter motor. It tried to kill me in the summer. Siphoning seven year old petrol to explore the myth that old petrol will not work, I swallowed and inhaled fuel containing unleaded additive, which resulted in a lung infection that caused me to join the vehicle in near death but in my case excruciating pain that the car does not feel. The car was my 40th birthday present to myself, suicidal I didn't want to get anything too racy so punished myself with heavy steering, over-heating engine, three working cylinders and electrics that smoulder stinkily.

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