Stig Joke Competition

The contest for all true, tame racing drivers on DT.

26w ago
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The Stig

Some say, that this post/competition is all about everyone's favourite wolf-foraging, cat-whispering, horse-punching tame racing driver, The Stig

How to take part

All you have to do is make a Stig "Some Say" joke and post it in the comments. The competition ends this Saturday. To win, make yours the funniest and most creative while still following the traditional joke format (Some say... And that... All we know is, he's called the STIG). The winner will be announced on Saturday with their joke featured in the post.

The Prize

Unfortunately, there is no legitimate prize. However, the person with the best joke will be crowned the winner and receive the honorary title of The Stig of DriveTribe. Good Luck

All we know is, the contest has begun!

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Comments (5)

  • Mine doesn't count but here we go, Some say, he is the oldest surviving species I history, and that if he were president of the United States, he would be the first, to legalize the purge. All we know is, he's called the STIG!

      6 months ago
  • Some say that he thinks baked beans are a type of insect, and that he sees the world upside down. All we know is, he's called the Stig!

      6 months ago
  • Some say he let out his political views to Boris Johnson in a high pitched squeak, and that when he goes to bed with a girl, he literally sleeps with them, all we know is he’s called the stig

      6 months ago
  • Some say that he types with his toes, and that after misreading the guidelines in a country park, is now feeding his friend Brad to the ducks. All we know is, he's called the Stig!

      6 months ago
  • Some say that he has an inverted gentleman's sausage and that he sleeps in a swimming pool. All we know is, he's called the Stig!

      6 months ago
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