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The 8 weirdest items on the DriveTribe Store

1y ago

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If you weren't already aware, we've recently launched our DriveTribe store. Every event I've been to I've been asked how I managed to look so god damned sexy. The answer was not my jeans from Tesco, but my DriveTribe t-shirts. Now you can look as sexy as I do.

Disclaimer: I'm not sexy.

We've got some cracking designs on there, a lot of which were submitted by the wonderful DriveTribe community. 90% of the items are things I'd actually buy, but there is a solid 10% on there that is either from the dark web or some very disturbed human's nightmares.

I'm going to share with you my favourite and not-so-favourite items in the DT store.

8) Hammond and May sports bra

Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. You are now able to purchase the Hammond and May sports bra. To be fair, this would make a wonderful valentine's day gift.

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7) Rozzers backpack

OK, not going to lie, I do want this. I know for a fact that Mr James May has already ordered one.

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6) Hammond and May leggings

Have you already ordered the sports bra and don't feel like you're complete? Your luck is in. You can buy the accompanying leggings too. If any blokes buy these, please, for the love of Clarkson, not send any pictures in.

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5) Fiat Panda 100HP emoji shirt

You didn't think we'd have a store without me forcing some Fiat Panda 100HP merchandise on it did you?

A warning for you... we'll sell out of these pretty bloody quickly.

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4) May swimsuit

This is going to be the must have for the 2018 summer season. This may look familiar to you, as it was featured at London fashion week by Prada.

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3) Meme's o'clock

Here is where most of my money will be spent, the memes. I've already submitted a load more memes to be turned into merchandise so keep an eye on the store for the latest meme gold.

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2) The Japanese themes

Who doesn't love a bit of Japanese merch? My personal favourite designs in the entire store are the JDM (Japanese Domestic Merch) ones. LOOK AT THAT DESIGN ABOVE. So nice.

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1) The infamous Clarkson dress

Do you have a hot date coming up? Not sure what to wear? Don't worry, I've got you covered... well, almost covered. Say hello to the must have item of 2018, the Jeremy Clarkson dress. I've already had a call from Versace to let them make it on our behalf, but I had to turn them down as they weren't classy enough.

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