Hi and welcome to the Car Coolometer! The show where we rate new cars on cool they are, and tell you why they are cool using the Emma Voltaire test which works like this: picture that you are cruising through Hammersmith and there is Emma Voltaire flirting with James May, now what you need to do is get her attention and to do this you need a realy cool ride, like this one:
Credit: The Telegraph
The Stinger is Kia’s first try at a cool, sporty car and boy have they cracked it. The Stinger packs all the ingredients for a sports GT car into this absolutely stunning body which hasn’t been over styled like let‘s say a.... BMW i3 or a BMW M2 and it’s not stupid like let’s say a.... BMW X4. So with this in mind the Kia Stinger gets a COOL-O-METER rating of 7 (out of 10) so well done there Kia. So now we have to move on to our next contestant:
Credit: DriveTribe
The Lancia Delta Futurista in all it‘s retro glory, a car that I have said (on drivetribe) makes me uncomfortable in my trouser departmenti is uncool, just kidding! This is the coolest car money can buy although you will need a lot of it as the Delta Futurista costs 300,000 pounds, but it is a hatchback so your girlfriend can not tell you it’s impractical. I am giving it this blistering score of 8.5 out of 10 on the COOL-O-METER!! Next we have this the Chrysler PT Rubbish
Credit: tipcars.com
No words needed for this abominatio, instant minus 14.5 out of 10. Oh how I hate that car, no I called it a car, let me try again. Oh how I hate that THING, that utter pice of rubbish, that total pice of Shit, rant over so we can move on to our last car - I mean Stig.
Me! (I realy do look like this - not)
The coolest thing on drivetribe is of course TG Stig and the cool-o-meter has just given me a rating of 10 out of 10, what a lucky coincidence That Is.........
thanks for reading, see ya next week....... hopefully
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