Hello, DriveTribers, once again to this year's very last review. God! It's been one hell of a year. It wasn't so much s***, but it was just err...well, it was bland and boring. Anyway, today we'll be taking a shufti at a car I hardly know anything about and slightly dislike...mostly because it's American. Well, 'slightly dislike' is an understatement if I'm honest. This car is...Cadillac El...Elmiraj? Yeah, I don't know what that is.

THE BLOODY DOOR MIRRORS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU HOT WHEELS?! Once again, I fail to notice the unnoticeable...or is it to unnotice the noticeable? Or...? Moving on, this car could possibly be the most elongated and spaghettified one I have ever seen. I mean, I get that you need it to be streamlined and everything but this is just ridiculous. And then we have the paint, which looks hauntingly horrendous on this one. Never mind it being boring; I get that, I do, however, mind the shoddiness of it. They've made a crime of it. Then again I look at the front and think,' Ahh at least they bothered with the logo." Perhaps, that's what they're trying to do over at Hot Wheels. They're trying to set an appallingly low benchmark. Not in the literal sense, like in the park when someone's spilled noodles or whatever, shat themselves. Not like that. Oh, and the wheels tend to come out of alignment.

Look on the inside and the first you notice is that the steering wheel is on the wrong side if you're British. Other than that, it's quite decent. It's got four seats...instead of nothing like we saw with the Mustang so that's something to cheer us up.

So where does that leave us? Well, apart from the missing door mirrors, the paintjob, the wheels, the stupid dashboard and the car's sickening shape, it's not so bad. Oh, and apart from the fact that it's quite heavy. It needs a considerable push if it were to go in a race with the Mustang. Actually, maybe it is a benchmark in the literal sense after all. Yeah, it is. And on that bombshell, it's time to end. See you in 2019. Buhbye.

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