The Church of the Holy Carburetor
A Reading from the Book of Displacement 10.5:1
We shall be reading from the Book of Displacement beginning at 10.5:1.
Let us pray:
As I lay rubber down the street,
I pray for traction I can keep,
But if I spin before I lift,
Please Great Carburetor, help me correct the drift.
Yea, though I drive through the valley of rice burners,
I shall fear no turbo;
For torque art with me,
Thy rod and Thy piston, they comfort me.
Thou hast anointed my bearings with oil;
My car over powers.
Surely, traction and victory shall follow me
All the days of my life;
And I shall dwell in the house of the V8,
All together, now:
Keep on Cruisin'!
Thus concludes this weeks sermon.
As we pass the bump plate around, please find it in your hearts to be generous!
Art by: Chris Breeden
Thanks for reading!