T​he COCKMOBIL

I​ can't be the only one who can't stop laughing when hearing that name.

Only to simplify the article and definitely not for any other reasons at all I will use the term Cock instead of the complicated and long word Cockmobil. But please keep in mind that Cock is not the official name of the vehicle.

W​hat is a Cock?

T​he Cock is a vehicle that was made by the Cockerell Fahrzeugwerke AG in Nuremberg around 1924. It had three wheels and was available in two versions, as a roadster or a van.

W​hat are the advantages of having a Cock?

T​he Cock couldn't only be driven legally without a license, it also was very compact which allowed you to fit it into tight spaces or holes. It also was very cheap to get and to run, only needing 3.25 liters of special juice per 100 kilometers.

C​ockmobil van

C​ockmobil van

D​oes one have to be careful when riding a Cock?

Y​es, with its small size and only partly closed body, the Cock isn't exactly safe for its driver, I would recommend wearing protection when riding the Cock. However, you also have to care about the other road users, since the normal convertible version has a very sharp rear end with which the Cock could drill itself into the car behind you if you brake very suddenly.

C​ockmobil roadster

C​ockmobil roadster

A​re there any other disadvantages?

T​he top speed isn't exactly mind boggling, according to the brochure you can ride the Cock at a speed of "50 km", I presume they mean 50 km/h or 30 mph. If you wanted the roadster, you had to pay extra money for a windshield, if you ordered the van you got a windshield for free but no inscription on the delivery box thingy, you probably had to organize some expert on your own if you wanted something written on your Cock.

W​ant to ride your own Cock?

T​his will unfortunately be difficult since only 5 units were made around 1924, and I was unable to find information about any of them, my guess is that all of the Cocks have been crushed. Because of this lack of information, it's also impossible to penetrate deeper into the matter about the Cock, which sadly means that after a disappointingly short time the Cock has been fully dealt with.

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Comments (49)

  • I'd love to ride a cock 😂😂

      5 days ago
  • Oh cock

      5 days ago
  • No I do not want to ride someone’s cock

      5 days ago
  • I have never laughed more at something on drivetribe. truly amazing article. (also, there are many advantages of having a cock)

      5 days ago
  • "How does one ride the cock?" Lmaoooooo the ride of your life

      4 days ago
    • The most innuendos in one single article of all time🤣🤣🤣

        4 days ago
    • I think this article could end up best of the week or even best of the month

        4 days ago
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