The Jeremy Clarkson Simile Quiz

15w ago

Happy 61st Birthday Jezza.

It stops like a Duck on a frozen lake.

  • The Hummer H1
  • Jahre Viking Super Tanker
  • London Double Decker Bus
  • The Hammerhead I Eagle Thrust

The only way to stop faster... Is to hit a tree

  • 2002 Lotus Elise
  • Lotus F1 Car
  • Pagani Zonda R
  • Bugatti Veyron

It has the pecs of a Chippendale and the stance of a Street Fighter.

  • Ford F150 Raptor
  • Aston Martin V8 Vantage
  • Ferrari 430
  • Ford Capri

It's like going out with a Murderer, great fun until he leans over and stabs you in the forehead.

  • McLaren F1
  • Porsche 911 Turbo
  • Porsche 911 GT2
  • Porsche 911 GT3

When I was younger, this was like Jordan and Cameron Diaz, in a bath together... With a Lightning Jet and lots of Jelly.

  • Lamborghini 350GT
  • Ford GT40
  • Maserati 300GT
  • Ferrari Daytona

In 1993 the amount of people buying (this car) in Britain was akin to the number of people who like Gravy on their salad

  • Daewoo
  • Lancia
  • Wolsey
  • Morris

Not even a Maybach has this!

  • Wartburg
  • Gaz Chica
  • Lada Riva
  • ZAZ 968

Would you just look at the lines! This was obviously designed by someone who only had access to a ruler and an HB pencil

  • Lincoln Town Car
  • Old Range Rover
  • Suzuki Baleno
  • Cadilac Brougham Sedan

Right. Where's some Pornography?

  • Finland
  • Las Vegas
  • Holland
  • Doncaster

It's a Porsche so hot bit goes at the back.

  • Porsche Cigar
  • Porsche Pipe
  • Porsche 911 Turbo
  • Porsche 968

And finally, everybody's Dad has owned (this car)

  • Morris Marina
  • Peugeot 504
  • Austin Allegro
  • Ford Cortina

Join In

Comments (29)