The Lukas Version of the automotive beauty pageant that's been going around
Also known as 'Ten of the prettiest cars ever built, in my opinion'
Before we get started, I would like to clarify that I was under heavy influence of sleep while writing this article and would like to be peacefully excused if I throw some unnecessary ice at the E-Type or any Rolls. Just know that I fully mean it and we'll call it a day, hm? Coolio.
Now, beauty blah blah subjective blah blah blah something blah blah. Idk. Whatever; let's just get started. WARNING: this list is not in an ascending order or a descending one and is entirely my opinion so you might get lost on the fact that whether the author has taste or not.
Starting off; the DeTomaso P72
Yeah, I played the first card safe. Do I regret it? No. Gives y'all some eye candy to let you know that this list is, actually, going to be good. It's like a better, more modern and more elegant looking version of the Ferrari 330 P4 which was already a beauty pageant winner, as said by Batman.
More safe bets; the C2 Corvette
While the one in red, is my ideal spec and build, I included a classic split-window coupe for those of you with taste and an unwavering affinity for purity. Idiotic, I say but then again I preferred Green Lantern to the Hulk movies. Toilet emoji.
This is yet another car that bests the Cheetah E-Thingy in the aesthetics department from the same era and yet it goes rather unappreciated- a petition, y'all, I say
Unpopular but eh; the Audi RS E-Tron GT
Hi, Ethan :D
Choosing the E-TRON GT over the Taycan was a no-brainer because of the lack of 'sideburns' the latter possesses. Plus, just look at those curves, broooooooooo!
Ready your drool buckets; the Singer 911 Targa
Mkay so while I'm not really a fan of this generation of 911, I will admit Singer worked quite a good bit of magick here making this way better than any overrated, worthless grand tourer from Leopard.
That drool bucket better still be there; the Bentley Continental GT
RED RED RED RED RED RED RED
*mind is literally blank but ok*
*slaps roof of car*
tHiS bAd BoY lOoKs bEtT-
Out for something's blood; the DeTomaso Pantera
I totally didn't cry over the fact that it's just a render
Another thing hailing from the 60s or 70s (ish) that looks better than the E-Type. I mean, seriously, what more proof do you need? I won't be making whole exhibits, Your Honour.
On a serious note, however, I'd say the Pantera looked miles better than any mid engined supercar of the time- barring the Miura, though because obviously.
It doesn't get much more majestic than this; the Blower Bentley
Long live the queen, yessir
Psst, fun fact: that 18 on the livery is to symbolize that this car is 18+ content. Oh wait, it's illegal for me to look at it. That backfired.
Ok so I lied, it does get more majestic than that; the Aston Martin DB11
Don't mind me being obsessed with red grand tourers
No substitute for raw bruteness; the Mustang Boss 429
Aphrodite, is that you?
Muscle cars are gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise probably even prefers Superman over Batman; monsters. BUT you didn't hear that from me- wink wink.
(Peeka)Boo, baby; the Alpina B3 Touring
I see you and I don't wanna stop
Whoa, Lukas, that was unexpected.
Well, you can't really blame me. I'm an avid lover of longroofs and and Alpinas. Mix them together, voila; the B3 Touring. It has an aura that makes me scream bloody 'WANT' every time I look at it. If the Boss 429 is Aphrodite, this has to be Psyche (*mythology nerdiness flex*)
Unfortunately, this post now comes to an end.
Because I'm Batman.