The new Audi Q3 isn't boring

(insert synonyms for exciting here)

1y ago


Its not. Thanks for reading.

That's really all I can think of saying. I would love to say "Hey the Audi Q3 is super exciting and it can do all these cool things" but I can't, cause it can't.

Don't get me wrong, it isn't a boring car, its just... the things that make it not boring, sound a little bit boring. For example, it has a 230HP Golf GTI Engine, thats exciting! But it isn't something you would interrupt an engagement dinner for.

It has a hybrid system, yes, I know, contain your orgasms! It accelerates to 100km/h in 6.2 seconds... rejoice!

The problem is, nobody in a room full of strangers cares, however if you take it to a childrens birthday party, all parents will be intrigued!

It has 3 way seat heating, it has mood lighting, it's got a new type of quattro system, it has a panoramic roof, it sips fuel. All these things are interesting and exciting when you're surrounded by things and people that are very boring.

We have been spoilt with super intelligent cars that can induce men and navigate satellites through voice control and all the exciting technology that has trickled down to the "normal" cars has been forgotten. Remember, there used to be a time when 6.2 seconds from 0-100 was incredible, nevermind from an SUV!

This particular model came with a big problem though, the pricetag and before I tell you what it is, I think Audi priced it like this because they didn't want to create just another boring SUV, they wanted to make something not boring for boring people! Ok, ready? Its 83,000 Dollars! That would buy you a used RS6 station wagon or even a pre approved used Porsche Macan S!

But the Audi Q3 is all the car you need with all the technology you need and it will entertain you for hours, but you have to be a little bit average in order to buy it!

Heres a video I made on it! Thanks a lot for reading! Join my tribe and switch on the bell icon to receive notifications!


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Comments (3)

  • Showcasing your video in USA Community chat on 3/10/19

      1 year ago
  • Yeah... y’know it’s funny you say this Vince? I had to drive one about 10km the other day. When I got to where I was going, I pushed the ignition, sat there for a moment and thought - alright, I’ve driven the new Audi Q3. I then proceeded to get out of the car and resolve I’d never drive it again. And that was simply because I couldn’t find a reason to. So yes - ultra-boring.

      1 year ago