T​he only reason I'd ever buy a Tesla Model X

N​ow I understand that EVs can be fun!

3w ago
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I​ hate the Tesla Model X just about more than anything (except maybe Chelsea FC) and would never buy one. Until now...

T​he steps to eternal joy are simple:

1. Locate an active volcano and drive your incredibly unreliable egg (the Model X) up it's side and right next to the mouth in hope it won't fall apart for once.

2. Push it into the volcano and watch from a distance not for safety but so you can gain a better view of your money being blasted out of a volcano in tiny bits. It is really rather satisfying. That's £100,000 well spent.

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Comments (40)

  • Love the idea

      21 days ago
  • I want to do this with BMW IX.

      21 days ago
  • Can we put musk in it as well?

      21 days ago
  • First, turn on Autopilot when driving up the hill so bits of u are not blasting out of the volcano. You should start a Tesla modifying company. By “modify”, I mean take all of the bits from the destroyed Tesla back to the owner. Business does need donor car, though.

      21 days ago
    • 😂 good ideas but autopilot isn't exactly the best autonomous system... I totally agree with everything else though!

        21 days ago
    • Yeah because it’s not an autonomous system

        21 days ago
  • I would drive it for a few years (or months) then sell it for a Prius RS Special Edition (signed by Nicholas clayden)

      21 days ago
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