The shock horror of discovering what car Peppa Pig actually drives.

And no it's not a convertible beetle.

It is undoubtedly, the age old question. What the hell kinda car does Peppa Pig wizz around in on the daily? We all know the sick whip, from....our childhoods.....of course.....😨.

Of course no one would watch that now or anything..

ANYWAY.

I went on the internet to try and figure out some possible resemblence cars that we might consider the official ride of the living pork chop family. I guess I'll let you guys vote at the end. Democracy and that. Anyway here's some ideas and shutdowns.

Lamborghini Huracan:

Yeah so you really have to take quite an abstract look at this to really see the credentials. But it's definitely an.....interesting choice. As we all know Daddy Pig's job as an engineer, or I mean I'm just assuming that's his job I of course wouldn't know......... wouldn't realistically support the funding of an Huracan unless he's engineering the largest building in the world ever. But I don't think he is.

The average salary for an engineer in Britain as of 2018 is just under 50,000 not-so-great british pounds. Given that the pigs are a family of four living in a two bed detached, two-story mid sized home in an elevated residential area, mortgage payments or rent is gonna take about 99.999999% percent of that because of how god damn expensive british housing is nowadays. So unless the pigs are squatters, there won't be enough money in the bank to put fuel in the tank.

Mini Cooper Cabrio:

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Dear ProductPlacementBlog.com, writing your name above your image is not going to stop me using it. tanks.

This Mini is a great option for the pig family given the fact they aren't really in need for anything too big. Yes, Daddy Pig must look like a bit of a moron showing up to work in the morning, but it's a reasonable car and would suit the family very well, making their travel life a bit.....exciting!

VW Beetle:

Ok so it's the predictible option. But I mean it is nearly the closest lookalike vehicle for the family. However this is a boring choice and so I decided to go for a final decision that's really gonna knock the others' socks off.

Yes. I reckon that Peppa Pig's car is in fact.....

*suspense*

Yes, a Porsche 356 Speedster:

Iconic! Yes as we all know as common knowledge Daddy Pig's vast passion for cars has influenced greatly his search for the perfect car. Or maybe we don't all consider that common knowledge......

I mean I don't know anyway, that's for sure. Ok? Ok.

My theory rests in the idea that the 356 Speedster was given to Sir Pig as an heirloom, passed down from previous generations. Now god knows why, but this was used as daily driver upon being passed into the hands of the latest Pig family. I mean Daddy's Pigs logic is very questionable after all, I mean just thank of that time he tried to hang the picture and.........

Ok nevermind. Point is I think the 356 is the ultimate car for Peppa Pig, and I have spent all this time actually writing about it.

So what do you think?

Go raibh maith agat for reading.

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Comments (46)

  • Mybe a Kübelwagen

      2 months ago
  • I’m convinced it’s the Beetle, also surprised no one has chosen ‘TF is wrong with you?’ in the poll

      2 months ago
  • Honse

    It’s obvious that super armaron watches peppa pig.

    But really?? And engineer???

    I am disappointed.

    If you watched series so-and-so, episode so-and-so,

    You would see that daddy pig works at an office job! He brings peppa and George.

    His time is spent printing and stamping. (Maybe stamping on children who annoy him I don’t know)

    LEARN PEPPA PIG BETTER. PAY ATTENTION.

    OR NEXT TIME YOU DIE.

    Ps. Honse

      2 months ago
    • Ye em so about that.

      What institution do you think was being run in that office building in series so and so, episode so and so.

      He is a structural engineer you idiiiiiot. Thats the offices of his company and u also see him design a house...

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        2 months ago
    • DADDY PIG PRINTS PAPER FOR A LIVING AND DRAWS ON A WHITEBOARD. PEPPA IS BETTER AT HIS JOB THAN HIM.

        2 months ago
  • i wish i did productive things like this in my free time LOL

      2 months ago
  • It's a VW Thing

      2 months ago
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