The Winner of the Worst Condition used car is...
It's a little late but...
Will Stockett and his Chevrolet Traverse!
Congratulations! The listing was taken down, but I remember every detail, it was so horrible. It had all round body damage, the front was destroyed, but it still ran but had problems going in reverse.
The Top 3 Runner Ups:
Onious West and his Chevrolet Corvette "Buggy"
Hamzah Fayyaz and his BMW Z3
I doubt this actually runs, but eh.
Marcin Chmielewski and his Nissan Qashai
That concludes that!
Once I get some more cash, I might up the ante for one of these competitions.