Top Five Mansory Abominations
What do you get when you combine a beautiful supercar with a tacky body kit and copious amounts of forged carbon? Man... Sorry.
I feel like the crimes of Mansory are well documented to the point that they are a "low hanging fruit." Nevertheless, I still wanted to share my picks for some of the worst cars that they have to offer.
So buckle up and prepare to be nauseated.
Honorable Mention: Mansory Aston Martin Cyrus
At first glance, this car is pretty inoffensive. Sure, the wheels are a bit much, but it mends well with the black. The real crime is that this car looks like something 12-year-old me would've built in Forza with the carbon fiber paint option. It is just too much, especially for a GT car like the Aston.
"A bit too much" is going to be a common theme here...
#5 Mansory Ford GT Le Mansory
Somehow, Mansory took a very radical car and turned it up to 17. The real issue is that there is so much going on here with no regard for beauty. It looks like it was drawn by a toddler. The only thing missing is rockets coming out of the back. The Le Mansory almost reminds me of those Honda Civics that were everywhere 15 years ago. Riced out.
#4 Mansory Urus
Again, Mansory is sticking with the theme "a bit too much." I don't have a lot to say about this one, to be honest. I don't really like the Urus to begin with, and the ridiculous body kit just makes it so much worse. I've seen time-attack cars with less aero.
#3 Mansory Chiron
We are now entering what I like to call, "The Forged Carbon Dilemma." When Lamborghini Performante came out, I loved the way the subtle forged carbon looked. Apparently, so did Mansory. They really liked it. They liked it so much that they started covering everything with it.
Mansory reminds me of a kid that tells a joke that got a few laughs and then proceeds to retell it over and over again until you want to punt him across the room. Compared to this one, the last two were tolerable. This is one of the first major offenses.
#2 Mansory Veyron
Hello and welcome back to the "Forged Carbon Dilemma." This example goes down as the most egregious of offenses from Mansory. They somehow took a relatively pretty car and made it look eternally dirty.
#1 Mansory Panamera Turbo
I have a really hard time figuring out how this happened. How did nobody pull the plug on this? At any point during the creation of this monstrosity, did anyone step back to look at it?
To be fair, the Panamera is already awful looking, but this takes it to a new level. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if I found out that Mansory's head of design was a colorblind 11-year-old. I mean look at that interior...
Thank you and I'm sorry
Thanks for reading this, but I'm sorry you had to see these. Be sure to vote in the pole for the ugliest and be sure to comment about how wrong I am! Next up is West Coast Customs.