Turn Signals Installed in BMW

OREGON CITY, OREGON- Tim Dahlin installed the most racy modification ever on his BMW 328i C. The 21 year old Oregonian had the audacity to do it too. His family members thought it was coming. His friends knew it was. His coworkers thought he was crazy to do it. It is a mod that only BMW's come without. All other cars have it, except Beamers. What mod did he install you ask: Turn Signals. We at the Bee were just as shocked as you are at this fact. Mr. Dahlin actually installed turn signals into the BMW. Not only have they been installed, but he actually uses them.

We were informed to this fact by Sherie Smith. She was driving in her simple Honda to work behind Mr. Dahlin. As soon as she saw Dahlin flick on his left turn signal, she knew something was off about his car and consulted her coworker, Dan Michaels who is in fact a petrol head. Michaels, upon hearing the news immediately contacted Bee reporters who rushed to interview him and Ms. Smith as soon as possible. Smith, now realizing the rareness of the situation said "I wish I had gotten a video as proof." She was, however, able to tell us what street he turned on and the time of day. We at the Bee are happy to report that this is not in fact another case of Fake News.

After we followed Mr. Dahlin to his job, we questioned him, asking for the reason to install the mod. "I used to drive a Mercedes C class," Dahlin said, "But I hit a deer and totaled it, so now I have the BMW. I thought that the manufacturers had forgotten to put turn signals, but when I contacted the dealership they laughed and said they get this a lot, but do not include turn signals in with the Car. So, I just bought a kit online and installed them, with the stalk too."

After we illustrious Driving Bee reporters finished our investigation, we sent an email to someone at BMW, but it turned out to be someone in the car wash and was unavailable to answer any questions because he was still in High School.

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