WEIRD ELECTRONICS OF THE NEW DISCOVERY STATESIDE EXPLAINED
British issue/obsession of manufacturing additional unnecessary car parts that don't work. My Land Rover has neither fog lights or aircon, and works perfectly sucking a polo mint. The new Discovery is fitted with a pressure plate hidden within the drivers seat that weighs the driver then transmits the signal 16 times a second with latest up to date binging info to the wheels so that the tyres don't skid ( loose traction) on loose surfaces and you can stuff your face. At your nearest dealership - first you consume 25 burgers or bacon sandwiches (your autobiographical choise) downing 15 litres of cola over 1 hour, jump on a set of weighing scales then enter your exact body weight to the new Discovery motherboard via computer. This electronically engorges the fog light relay sandwich maker and aircon of your car into working condition. It's also why Land Rover mounts the rear licence pate to one side as a critical counterbalance for safety reasons in case the vehicle topples over off road. There is a huge variety of Discovery owners body size dimensions of people shapes and sizes buying - combining food consumption Stateside, a packet of salt and vinegar Crisps can make all the difference to a safe enjoyable stable ride. They don't just build 4 x 4 vehicles and hope for the best like in the good old days.