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Weird Ikea Furniture Names that should really be used on cars.

Cuz my feed has been really boring recently.

I literally got THAT bored I'm back writing here. Studio's so changed lately it feels weird.

So anyway today I thought having reappeared from the writing abyss that we should just do something a little fun, so yeah basically this is the best I could come up with. I'd explain but I'm literally just finding funny swedish furniture names that I think would be cool on cars and... honestly this is very much a 'does as says on tin' kinda thing we got going on you know?

Sooooo emmm yeah, I guess we'll just get into it. Note: I used the .ie (irish) site obviously, just in case idk you wanna find one of the products mentioned? Regardless do enjoy.

No.1: Luroy (ooooh so mystical)

I'm literally ashamed to even be making this oh my god. SO Luroy I chose because I figured this is basic enough to fit a lot of cars yet also un...basic(?) enough to still be worth mentioning. Also it had those two dots over the o which was instantly just screaming Skoda to me. Skoda Luroy, it's cool no? Anyone who knows how those silly dots change the pronunciation feel free to drop a little rant about how I offended the language of origin and what that makes Luroy actually sound like, I'm now quite interested. Anyway I'll give Luroy maybe a 3 out of 5 rating on this one, because yeah we are rating them now.

How quirky....

And also don't even pretend you think Luroy doesn't fit when they managed to call this thing the 'Superb'.

And also don't even pretend you think Luroy doesn't fit when they managed to call this thing the 'Superb'.

FYI: I'm gonna assume we're mutually agreeing to pronounce this Luh-roy and not Looroy cuz that'd make it weird.

No.2: Tarva

I lost the image for Luroy but all I know is Tarva is this thing.

If this is your bed you are not okay that's all I'm saying

If this is your bed you are not okay that's all I'm saying

So Tarva stuck out to me not only because nearly everything else under 'beds' was impossible to read but also because I just thought it stuck with McLaren for some reason. Just think Senna, Artura, Tarva, it just fits you know?

And we just have to mention it cuz the name is being so badly wasted on that barely-a-bed, also by the way can we talk about how damn thin those legs are like they aren't gonna hold anything over 10kg.

K so that's off topic but to relate back to cars before you all freak out and lose your rags I'm gonna say the Tarva would be best as maybe a little two door sports thingy. Oh my god imagine McLaren made that, like MX-5 style damn that'd be so cool.

McLaren Tarva, and no this definetely is not a Mazda render just see the logo.

McLaren Tarva, and no this definetely is not a Mazda render just see the logo.

4/5 even though it sounds like a tropical resort

No.3: Saljan (but the a has those dots again)

Finally one I actually like. Lemme start by saying this would be a Kia in my opinion, Kia Saljan I don't know, that's alright I think. To me that's gonna be a mid sized to large SUV, and that's fine honestly. Actually that could fit the Telluride which itself was a stupid name.

Mhm yeah that's the Saljan right there

Mhm yeah that's the Saljan right there

Oh damn I'm realising now I didn't do this in order, lemme find what the Ikea thing actually is.

Ohhh a worktop okayyyy

Ohhh a worktop okayyyy

See it's being misused. Saljan is gonna get a 4 I think.

We do like Saljan

NO.4: Idasen with some circle over the A this time

Look the circle is this thing.

Now the question is whether we say 'Ee-da-sen' or 'I-da-sen', although either works.

Now the question is whether we say 'Ee-da-sen' or 'I-da-sen', although either works.

I think this'll be a fairly marmite choice, but for this one I'm thinking Citroen Idasen maybe? Could be a funky MPV, and we can't keep calling the Spacetourer the Spacetourer if we are to maintain any level of social dignity. So if you aren't convinced just imagine it as this:

We need this to happen now- Picasso to Spacetourer to Idasen yesssss

We need this to happen now- Picasso to Spacetourer to Idasen yesssss

There's probably little argument left cuz you are now fully in agreement, so to finish I'm gonna rate the Idasen a decent enough three, I just don't love it as much as some of the others.

Get it

Aaaand thank god finally No.5: Kallax

Car names with x in them is a big yes for me personally. And Kallax could be well used on a sort of 'get dirty and off-roady' kinda 4x4 car. This could go with a lot of brands aswell, maybe Toyota or Opel or even Dacia spring to mind. OH YES this could be the BiGsTeR, that seriously needs to change.

I'm actually proud of this one I genuinely think it's better than the real name.

I'm actually proud of this one I genuinely think it's better than the real name.

Such a cool car, and a pretty cool name if I may say so myself. Dacia Kallax has to be a 5.

Kallaxxxxxxx yesssssss

Okay so I'm kinda bored now so lemme just leave you with some very dishonourable mentions and pack up the show now.

Okay I'm done now. If you find any better please one up me in the comments but don't actually cuz I want all the attention. Byeeeee

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