What Are The Last Things On Clarkson, Hammond And May's Phones?
Some things I really didn't want to know...
The three motoring amigos, Clarkson, Hammond and May are usually quite quiet about their personal lives. Rightly so, of course. We wouldn't want information about our lives plastered over the pages of the Mail Online. Why would they?
So really, it was quite brave of them to produce a video with Wired where they negotiated their mobile phones and recalled their latest texts, photos, internet history etc. If I had their level of fame, that's the last thing I'd want to do!
The video starts tastefully with Clarkson professing that the last photo he took on his phone was of his penis. Yes, it's going to be that kind of video. James brings everything back to reality with a shot of his own jeans. Why he needed a shot of his own jeans is unexplained. As is why Clarkson has a photo of his penis.
It turns out nothing can be innocent when it comes to these boys, so obviously Richard Hammond's taste in adult material is mentioned, in which he replies, 'I'm in it'. He then professes that even with the powerful search engine Google on his phone, he couldn't find the US embassy. He explains how he had to park his motorcycle, get a taxi, and be driven 150 yards to it. Now these are the kind of dirty stories we like! Right? Anyone?
We also found out that Hammond's helicopter was grounded, and that Jeremy doesn't read emails from Amazon owner, Jeff Bezos. Probably a bad decision as The Grand Tour is of course hosted on Amazon, and Jeff seems to be doing pretty well for himself these days.
Oh, and James May is the only one of the three to use emojis. Which brings me on to my question of the day...
Question
If you could send one emoji to each of the trio, what would you send?
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"As is why Clarkson has a photo of his penis. "
You will find as you get older that, when the roof over the tool-shed becomes a large space-hopper or a small natural satellite, taking regular pictures of the tool therein becomes necessary if only to ensure that the Cheddar Gorge doesn't mean something different today or that several golfists haven't become lost searching for their balls in the rough. A good time to begin using a smartphone in this way is when the complex set of mirrors that stops you dislocating your neck actually rivals that used by the Hubble Space Telescope.
Yes, I have used up my entire weekly allocation of gratuitous innuendo and poorly disguised filth to bring you this comment.
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