What type of Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon are you?

45w ago

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Are you rugged, or a rockstar? An off-road hero or a night-club cruiser? Take our very scientific quiz to find out

What type of jeans do you wear?

  • Levi 501s. Classic
  • Dry selvage Japanese denim from a brand you've never heard of
  • I don't wear jeans, they're not tough enough

Do you aspire to be the head of the Roman Catholic Church?

  • Actually yes, yes I do
  • You know, I hadn't considered it until now, but maybe
  • No, I'm not sure my resumé will get me an interview

You're at a restaurant when someone at the next table starts choking. What do you do?

  • Assume it's a prank and look around for a camera
  • Shout "SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR" and then watch to see if anyone answers
  • Stride over and Heimlich them healthy, then soak up the applause

It's bad weather, and a landslide blocks the road ahead of you. You're in a 4x4. What do you do?

  • Turn around and find an alternative route
  • Charge at the blockage at full speed, assuming everything will be fine
  • Carefully pick your way through, using skill, precision and mechanical sympathy

Everyone's looking at you. What do you do?

  • Soak up their adoration
  • Assume they need my help and ask what I can do
  • Blush and run away

You have control of the music system. What do you choose?

  • Something modern with very deep bass and lots of autotune
  • Some lovely hymns
  • Classic rock

Would you like to donate to a great cause and win a G-Wagon?

  • Sure, sounds good!
  • No thanks

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Comments (159)

  • 1979 Mercedes-Benz G-model

      10 months ago
    • I donated 10 for the cause. Doubt I'll win a G Wagon anyways lol.

        10 months ago
    • Yeah, because usually you have to be over 18 for these things.

        10 months ago
  • 1980 Mercedes-Benz 230 G Popemobile

      10 months ago
  • Notarzt Emergency Medical Car

      10 months ago
  • Notarzt Emergency Medical Car

      10 months ago
  • 2020 Mercedes-Benz G-Class

      10 months ago