What type of Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon are you?
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Are you rugged, or a rockstar? An off-road hero or a night-club cruiser? Take our very scientific quiz to find out
What type of jeans do you wear?
- Levi 501s. Classic
- Dry selvage Japanese denim from a brand you've never heard of
- I don't wear jeans, they're not tough enough
Do you aspire to be the head of the Roman Catholic Church?
- Actually yes, yes I do
- You know, I hadn't considered it until now, but maybe
- No, I'm not sure my resumé will get me an interview
You're at a restaurant when someone at the next table starts choking. What do you do?
- Assume it's a prank and look around for a camera
- Shout "SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR" and then watch to see if anyone answers
- Stride over and Heimlich them healthy, then soak up the applause
It's bad weather, and a landslide blocks the road ahead of you. You're in a 4x4. What do you do?
- Turn around and find an alternative route
- Charge at the blockage at full speed, assuming everything will be fine
- Carefully pick your way through, using skill, precision and mechanical sympathy
Everyone's looking at you. What do you do?
- Soak up their adoration
- Assume they need my help and ask what I can do
- Blush and run away
You have control of the music system. What do you choose?
- Something modern with very deep bass and lots of autotune
- Some lovely hymns
- Classic rock
Would you like to donate to a great cause and win a G-Wagon?
- Sure, sounds good!
- No thanks