Which of the cars I have driven before are you?
First of all, let's start with the following: luxurious or quick?
- just luxurious, I don't care about speed that much.
- I don't care for heated leather seats, that's just more weight!
- Which one is the cheapest?
Talking about quick. Corners or straight line?
- All about the curves.
- Straight line speed is more important to me.
- We have speed limit's anyways. I don't need to go quick.
When people see you driving, they mutter "this person looks like they're really ..."
- Bloody stupid
- Keen on selling drugs to people, children especially
What's the worst thing you've done in your car?
- Forgot to check the tyre pressure
- Ran over someones dog. In my Jaaag.
- Crashed into a lightpost attempting a handbrake turn
Are you a bit of a chav?
- God no.
- Maybe a little bit.
- what the fuck are ya on about mate? chav nation.
Last one, which one of these lads do you relate to most?
- The Clarkson
- The Hammond
- The May
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