We've all seen Top Gear, we've all seen The Grand Tour, we've all read their posts on DriveTribe. But can you remember who said these quotes? Can you guess who said the ones you haven't heard? You will be graded on your performance!
Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.
You Utter Pillock!
Oversteer is best cause you don’t see the tree that kills you.
France Is Just A Country You Drive Through To Get To Italy. That's All It's There For
I agree that a good gear change is deeply satisfying, but a good paddle shift is very liberating and exciting.
That is the throb of a turbocharged flat four engine. A sound which, all over the world heralds the imminent arrival...
You can stick a BMW badge on a dead cat - and people would still buy it.
He can't walk. His legs were incorrectly assembled by the Austin Carriage Company in 1959.
Every bit the legend you wanted him to be. Was a genuine and real privilege to spend even just a bit of time with him.
Don't worry, I have a passion for 'proper cars'. They just don't have to be locked in the 70s.
Customizing has always been a very dirty word. You customize a Ford Capri. You do NOT customize a modern day Bentley or-
This is proper, incisive, on-the-nail car reviewing and, in fact, far more accurate than the original televised effort.
I’ve been in a car three or four times when it filled with water and it’s not a comfortable feeling.
If you want to save the planet, drive fast.
You can't prune a tree, with a shotgun.
It really is about as useful, as having a snooze button on a smoke alarm.
I've got a new pair of trainers. That's the only difference in my life since I started working for Amazon.
Whenever I’m suffering from insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I’m straight off
I would love to act. I probably won’t make it to Hollywood at 42 years of age, but I’d love to act.
The air conditioning in a Lambo used to be like an asthmatic sitting in the dashboard blowing at you through a straw.
A car isn't a classic just because it's old. To be a classic, a car has to tell us something of its time.
We've always liked the word 'chump', and it's quite nearly our initials - Clarkson, Hammond and May Productions.
Koenigsegg Are Saying That The CCX Is More Comfortable. More Comfortable Than What… Being Stabbed?
If I can be cruel; I’m not a big fan of the Audi R8, actually.
The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-Seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler.
You have to be a bit mad and conceited to go on television.
I can't remember if I took my malaria pill this morning... If I were a girl I'd be pregnant a lot.
I'm on television far too much. I'm not sure why. I've watched myself on TV from time to time. It's painful.
I've never quite trusted water; I don't think it's entirely healthy.
All of us, each and every one, lives a life that is, in its own right, an epic.