The winner of my high-level, creatively driven competition to find the best bird poo on a car is announced.
Jack Brown, this must be the proudest day of your life as you become the owner of a DRIVETRIBE Tee for your stunning entry in my bird poo on a car comp. By rights the tee should probably go to the author of the poo itself; their targeting was accurate enough to trigger an inquest into whether laser-guidance was allowed. We at DRIVETRIBE all salute your sportsmanlike attitude in praising the feathered fouler's accuracy and hope the tee doesn't receive a similar blessing. We will be in touch.
A damn fine shot.