Winner winner

The winner of my high-level, creatively driven competition to find the best bird poo on a car is announced.

Jack Brown, this must be the proudest day of your life as you become the owner of a DRIVETRIBE Tee for your stunning entry in my bird poo on a car comp. By rights the tee should probably go to the author of the poo itself; their targeting was accurate enough to trigger an inquest into whether laser-guidance was allowed. We at DRIVETRIBE all salute your sportsmanlike attitude in praising the feathered fouler's accuracy and hope the tee doesn't receive a similar blessing. We will be in touch.

A damn fine shot.

A damn fine shot.

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Comments (49)

  • Thank you so much!!!!!

      3 years ago
    • Hi Jack, let me know your email address and we'll get a T-shirt over to you.

        3 years ago
    • Winner, winner, chicken dinner! ;~]

        3 years ago
  • It's a pretty shitty picture

      3 years ago
    • You're just bitter yours didn't win. How someone could submit three PT Cruiser photos and not win shittiest something is beyond me.

        3 years ago
    • You're 100% correct. It also has shit in the picture as well.

        3 years ago
  • That bird is telling us all something about Mini's.......

      3 years ago
  • I know i'm too late, but herewith my picture. Anyone able to tell my which bird this was? The car deserved it though, if i were a bird i'd shit the crap out of a Picanto.

      3 years ago
  • Hey Hammond news from Porsche, in case you didn't know they have made a new gt3

      3 years ago
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