Woman Admits to Like Boyfried's Handbrake Turn
Proof finally comes out
EUGENE, OREGON- In a remarkable turn of events, a woman finally admits to be turned on by her boyfriend's handbrake turn. Driving Bee reporters were on the scene as soon as their rusty Lada would get them there. Lela Woodland, 21, told Bee reporters that her boyfriend Fred Luther, 22, did a handbrake turn whilst they were driving down the road on his way to drop her off at her apartment after their date together. According to Ms. Woodland, Luther pulled the handbrake turn when he rounded the last corner to her house in his Dodge Challenger. Luther told Bee reporters that a wild look came across his girlfriend's face as she was very impressed by how well he executed the handbrake turn.
Of course, men all know that women never show that they actually like a handbrake turn, when in reality they do. It turns them on faster than a 6 year old turning on the lights when he is afraid of the dark. Ms. Woodland is obviously the first women to ever admit such a thing, and by doing so has shown all men that no matter what face women give or what they say, they actually do enjoy a well executed handbrake turn. This unprecedented event has changed the lives of all men and their future relationships as now, they know that they can execute this move and their girlfriends will be thoroughly enjoy it.
The handbrake turn is a matting ritual. Like a peacock's feathers or a flamingo's strut, a handbrake turn is to the human male. Reportedly, Ms. Woodland immediately kissed Luther said to him "Come inside and get it," after he had finished the maneuver. It is obviously true that the move did do its intended move. So men, use the handbrake turn. It actually works!
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Loving your writing Jared! Keep it up :)
Thanks Karen! Glad you liked it. You might like the other ones I wrote too if you haven't seen them yet
I just looked at them and intend to read all of them
Wow!
That woman must have been a man.
According to Luther we do not have a “dude looks like a lady” situation here
That's relieving.
I thought Lela Woodland might be some Lalor Woodland in disguise.
Phew.