Well the results are in, and what a resounding result it is. The people have spoken and have loudly declared that they would rather go to a Porsche dealer and purchase the poorest excuse of a sports car ever, rather than drive a Pious for free. Congratulations to all of those that voted correctly, for even though it's a car that screams "I'm too poor for a good one!" it's still miles better than the Prius.
Right. Round two then!
Feel free to debate in the comments.