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  • Oh Christmas Car, oh Christmas Car

    How lovely are thy hubcaps

      1 month ago
  • Fill the roads with joy and glory

    brap-pa-pa-pa-paaaaa stu-tu-tu-tuuuu

    'Tis the season to go sideways

    brap-pa-pa-pa-paaaaa, stu-tu pop-bang Rally now on mounts and valleys bra-pa-paa, bra-pa-paa, stu-pop-bang

    Let our machines sing their anthem

    brap-pa-pa-pa-paaaa, stu-tu pop-bang

    Boil the blood of Boris Jonson

    brap-pa-pa-pa-paaaa, stu-tu-tu-tuuuu

    Rooollin coal in front of Greta

    brap-pa-pa-pa-paaaaa, stu-tu-tu-tuuuu

    Hurry up an join the convoy

    bra-pa-paa bra-pa-paa, stu-tu-pop-bang

    Share our joy with smokey envoy

    Bra-pa-pa-pa-paaaa, pop-bang pop-bang.

    [Now in chorus, louder but without screaming (Frotissimo I think?)]

    Fill the roads with joy and glory

    brap-pa-pa-pa-paaaaa stu-tu-tu-tuuuu

    'Tis the season to go sideways

    brap-pa-pa-pa-paaaaa, stu-tu pop-bang Rally now on mounts and valleys bra-pa-paa, bra-pa-paa, stu-pop-bang

    Let our machines sing their anthem

    brap-pa-pa-pa-paaaa, stu-tu pop-bang.

    Hopefully that is good enough to rhyme, it has been quite more difficult than I expected tbh, I guess thats because I dont get any chances to pronounce english, only writing.

      1 month ago
  • We three blokes from BBC Two...

      1 month ago
  • 'twas the night before Hanukkah and all thru the garage, not a Stiggy was stirring, not even the original, who catapulted from a British barge.

    The fire-proof stockings were hung with great care, with hopes that the Stig's Australian cousin would soon be there.

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds, Whilst 5-point harnesses danced thru their heads.

    Mama in her Ann Summers attire, papa in his thong. Looking for many turns, round the TG test-track furlong.

    When out on the track there arose such a clatter, it was merely a Vauxhall Astra, it's diesel spewing a din that just didn't matter.

    I sprang from me bed to view the matter, lo and behold, those bloody diesels make the most awful clatter!

    Away to the window I flew with a flash. In hopes of seeing James May, cooking some hash.

    Tore up the shutters and threw up the sash, only to spew out his cooking, straight into the trash...

      1 month ago
  • On the 1 st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...1 Toyota Prius......Yep, I am now single.

      1 month ago
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