If you've got money in the bank, you're doing it wrong.
I showed up too early to get drunk and too late to be fashionable.
She'll hit 500K, no problem.
People have paid more for an iPhone.
I'm a shill. Get over it.
I can never hold on to the good ones
In an Interesting Turn of Events, I Go Bowtie
MX-5 vs. MX-5