Freelance motoring journo who writes a lot of twaddle.
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Shmee150 takes us around some of the world's greatest (and most expensive) cars
He was reportedly getting £1 million per series
Let me know in the comments! Mine was for some reason a British Racing Green Aston Martin DB9...
Queue the explosion emojis....
What do you see him as in the Emoji world?
The Nordic heroes take to the racetrack for some loud and fast accelerations