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Grumpy old git, fan of British racing green and manual controls.

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Grumpy old git, fan of British racing green and manual controls.

10 months ago

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  • Yes. It goes to show the importance of road signs ❤️

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1 year ago

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I think this really deserves a mention in here...

1 year ago

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You Drive LIke A C*** Edition 4

Why PEugeot Drivers Drive everywhere at 75, and what needs to be done to stop them

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1 year ago

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Remember folks, no borders, beardeds, blue merles etc today. It's a ban collie day. :)

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  • My black and white merle is not impressed with that

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1 year ago

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British Pickup

Well, not exactly. More like a ute, aimed by a moron. "Driven" would be too kind.

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  • If someone is going to slow I do this too. Get out of my way I have things to do.

    11 days ago
  • Sometimes I'm convinced other drivers are on the road just to piss me off. This is a perfect example.

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10 months ago

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Hammers for the connoisseur

Purveyors of precision percussion with eleventy-one percent positive feedback

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11 months ago

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeyN52vyj_E

It's "holding on to this mile" there in the chorus, contrary to most lyrics posted on this track, because it's about driving as an escape.

Other worthy mentions for a long haul drive are...

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1 year ago

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Pointless Bureaucracy

Since when was getting a new number plate a major life event?

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  • Everybody wants your details, because a small collection of those things are worth more than the margin they make on the product!

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  • Maybe Lucifer is an occifer, too... 😉

    1 year ago
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1 year ago

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Making Jeremy Clarkson Do Things He Doesn't Want to Do

The scope of his genius knows no peer review

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  • something i think he would not do: eat a chily with Chily Claus from denmark. just remember Chily Claus is not evil. he lets you pick the chily out of the 3 different he comes with. (...

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    1 year ago
  • Make him mend a car without a hammer!

    1 year ago

1 year ago

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The James May Seal of Disapproval™

These should be attached to cars with breeze blocks where there should be springs.

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