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    British racing green. 'nuff said.

    British racing green. 'nuff said.

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    Tea-Leafery

    Is there a simple solution?

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    • Yours is a very clever and exceedingly well thought out solution, Matt. I still ponder who will enter the den of 40 thieves and try to collect the bike. Is it a priority to police toRead more
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    • Another technical solution could be analogous to thumbprint/retina scans: program the bike to only function after the seat scans & recognizes your individual buttocksprint.Read more
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    Hyundai vulnerability

    SECURITY: The connected car

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    Pointless Bureaucracy

    Since when was getting a new number plate a major life event?

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    • Everybody wants your details, because a small collection of those things are worth more than the margin they make on the product!
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    • Maybe Lucifer is an occifer, too... 😉
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    Making Jeremy Clarkson Do Things He Doesn't Want to Do

    The scope of his genius knows no peer review

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    • something i think he would not do: eat a chily with Chily Claus from denmark. just remember Chily Claus is not evil. he lets you pick the chily out of the 3 different he comes with. (Read more
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    • Make him mend a car without a hammer!
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    The James May Seal of Disapprovalâ„¢

    These should be attached to cars with breeze blocks where there should be springs.

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    www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeyN52vyj_EIt's "holding on to this mile" there in the chorus, contrary to most lyrics posted on this track, because it's about driving as an escape.Other worthy mentions for a long haul drive areRead more

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    Matt Chronos reposted to CARTHARSIS

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    I think this really deserves a mention in here...

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    You Drive LIke A C*** Edition 4

    Why PEugeot Drivers Drive everywhere at 75, and what needs to be done to stop them

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    1 month ago

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    Remember folks, no borders, beardeds, blue merles etc today. It's a ban collie day. :)

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    1 month ago

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    British Pickup

    Well, not exactly. More like a ute, aimed by a moron. "Driven" would be too kind.

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    • Sometimes I'm convinced other drivers are on the road just to piss me off. This is a perfect example.
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    • Mitsubishi L200 is as close as we get to a pickup in the U.K.!This is a poor example though!
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    Matt Chronos reposted to THERE I FIXED IT

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    Cap-it-all records...

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    Found online

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