Blasphemous Badging

A collection of cool(ish) cars ruined by simply awful names.

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Lochdown was a total deep fried failure.

The Guardian's single most poorly written review ever matched TGT's Lochdown in quality. As terrible as the pi...

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  Diamond standard
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MY 10 most beautiful cars in the world

The list we should really all be thinking up. Have a look and go compare!

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"Shallow victory" says F1's most shallow team principal?

Everything I found wrong with the subsequent reactions to Silverstone's high speed crash.

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Kaaron's big day out

The tale of a visit to a dealer who uncovered some unanswered questions about our depressingly crap car.

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  2Shocking!

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Death to Nissan!

After the resounding success of me channelling some genuine emotion relating to a Suzuki, I decided to spill s...

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  That's pants
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  Sobbing

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Heavy is the head that wears the Solar Crown.

With modern automobile based games falling short of communal standards, I want to rant about what's needed to ...

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Building bridges on hostile waters...

The 20 billion pound plan to drive across the sea!

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Dear Ignis

My best and only attempt at a romantic piece.

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  Best of the week
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  Ultimate shoutout
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  The GOAT
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  A simple like
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  Drooool
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  Pretty damn cool

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Good news besties.

Not all manufacturers took electrification as an opportunity to make everybody despise their cars.

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